28th of November 2009
 
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. 
Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
 
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27th of November 2009
 

291. WHEN YOU EAT A PICKLE YOU REALLY EAT A ZOMBIE CUCUMBER.

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296. THE MIND STARTS WORKING THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN, AND DOESN'T STOP UNTIL YOU STAND UP TO MAKE A SPEECH

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26th of November 2009
 
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aseriesofserendipities:

thirtyrockefeller:labeledbones:brothersport:(via halpert)
I want this picture to be blown up really big and to pop out at me whenever I’m having a bad day.

aseriesofserendipities:

thirtyrockefeller:labeledbones:brothersport:(via halpert)

I want this picture to be blown up really big and to pop out at me whenever I’m having a bad day.

 

Today I learned that the name for the inability to say the letter R is rhotacism. Then I remembered that the name for the inability to say the letter S is lisp. Speech therapists really do have a sense of humor. MLIA

 

Today I read an MLIA about someone who was confused about the warning on her hairdryer that says “DO NOT OPERATE WHILE SLEEPING”. I used to live in a house where the heating was always broken, so I’d curl up in bed and use the hairdryer to blow hot air under the covers to keep warm. One time I fell asleep and set the sheets on fire. It’s a pretty sensible warning, when you think about it. MLIA

11th of November 2009
 

my hand looks like it's dead. Zombie hand ahhh!

6th of November 2009
 
loveyourchaos:

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