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Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. ”
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Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
28th of November 2009
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27th of November 2009
291. WHEN YOU EAT A PICKLE YOU REALLY EAT A ZOMBIE CUCUMBER.
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296. THE MIND STARTS WORKING THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN, AND DOESN'T STOP UNTIL YOU STAND UP TO MAKE A SPEECH
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26th of November 2009
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thirtyrockefeller:labeledbones:brothersport:(via halpert)
I want this picture to be blown up really big and to pop out at me whenever I’m having a bad day.
Today I learned that the name for the inability to say the letter R is rhotacism. Then I remembered that the name for the inability to say the letter S is lisp. Speech therapists really do have a sense of humor. MLIA
Today I read an MLIA about someone who was confused about the warning on her hairdryer that says “DO NOT OPERATE WHILE SLEEPING”. I used to live in a house where the heating was always broken, so I’d curl up in bed and use the hairdryer to blow hot air under the covers to keep warm. One time I fell asleep and set the sheets on fire. It’s a pretty sensible warning, when you think about it. MLIA
11th of November 2009
my hand looks like it's dead. Zombie hand ahhh!
6th of November 2009
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